All this talk of valets has got me thinking. I know, I've not mentioned them online, but I've been wittering about them a lot lately, mainly with reference to my hatred of packing. A gentleman's gentleman would be just the thing, I feel.
Anyway, I can't help thinking that the Lord of the Rings films would have been greatly improved had Sam and Frodo been played by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively, and had the script been modified to allow that whole Jeeves and Wooster dynamic free rein.
Anyway, I can't help thinking that the Lord of the Rings films would have been greatly improved had Sam and Frodo been played by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively, and had the script been modified to allow that whole Jeeves and Wooster dynamic free rein.
'Oh Gandalf, you're not worrying about Sauron again?'Naturally, with Gandalf off the scene Frodo would take the opportunity to concentrate on sartorial matters, and what the 'Well-Dressed Hobbit about Middle Earth' is wearing this season:
'Well, of course I am. Wouldn't you be?'
'No, I blasted well wouldn't. Can't you take a day off once in a while?'
'What ho, Sam, old chap! These cloaks Galadriel gave us are rather splendid, what?'Of course, it wouldn't be long until the two of them had to cope on their own:
'Indeed, sir.'
'I think they'll go rather well with that mithril coat Uncle Bilbo gave me, don't you?'
'I think not, sir.'
'Sam, that wound I got on Weathertop still hurts.'And then there'd be meals to think of...
'Indeed, sir?'
'I don't like it, Sam.'
'A very understandable prejudice, sir. Might I enquire if it itches?'
'Would you prefer breakfast on luncheon, sir, when you're dressed?'After which It'd be time to compliment the chef.
'Oh... breakfast I think, Sam. And then second breakfast. No need to let standards drop.'
'That lembas bread, Sam. Very good. Very tasty.'I can just see our heroes staggering up Mount Doom:
'Yes, sir?'
'Made, no doubt, by contented elves. And wrapped to perfection. Nor must I omit to give a word of praise to the fish. Old Gollum did a fine job catching it, what? I think Gandalf may have had him wrong all along!'
'Respectfully, sir, I must disagree. He is, I feel, not to be trusted.'
'I say, Sam, do you think we shall ever see the Shire again?'Sorry. I'll stop now. Tea is needed.
'The contingency is remote, Sir.'
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