23 November 2002

Nocturnal Clerihews

Insomnia sucks. I've been back in halls since about half eleven, having shown my face at a friend's birthday bash in town, and sleep, I am rather sorry to say, isn't remotely in the horizon. Neither is anything resembling work. Ah well. Spotted an amusing Clerihew earlier on. A Clerihew is a short and deeply unmetrical biographical (for want of a better word) poem, invented by E.C. Bentley and the great G.K. Chesterton when they were in school together. Examples include things like:

It was a weakness of Voltaire's

To forget to say his prayers,

And one which to his shame

He never overcame.


and:

Sir Christopher Wren

Went to dine with some men.

He said 'If anyone calls,

Tell them I'm designing St Pauls.'


I've probably misquoted that, since it's from memory. The one I saw today was a modern one, by a 'Buffy' fan, so Andrea, Holly, and Edel, enjoy:

The vampire slayer Buffy

Is a toughie.

Oh no, for heavens sake!

Another commercial break?


Okay, 'amusing' was too strong a word. A better option would have been 'mildly droll'. I'm tired now. One more attempt to sally into the arms of Morpheus, so....


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