It occasionally astonishes me how few films some of my closest friends have seen, though the truth is probably just that I've seen a ludicrous number of good ones; I was very lucky to become an ardent filmgoer at a time when cinema was celebrating its centenary so television and Dublin's cinemas were awash with reissued classics and modern masterpieces.
I tend to forget this, though, which is why I tend to be baffled when my friends look at me blankly when I casually allude to films that mean nothing to them; people have looked at me blankly when confronted with my fifty quotes from a couple of months back. It probably goes without saying that I have a weakness for playing 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon'.*
Still, I can't help but look at things like Dorian Wright's list of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries and think what a marvellous parlour game lies within.
How about challenging people to guess the film, based on the plot description?
Actually, not all the plots are from movies; try these TV shows:
*And I'm sure you'll be glad to know that according to the Oracle of Bacon, I have a Bacon Rating of 3.
I tend to forget this, though, which is why I tend to be baffled when my friends look at me blankly when I casually allude to films that mean nothing to them; people have looked at me blankly when confronted with my fifty quotes from a couple of months back. It probably goes without saying that I have a weakness for playing 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon'.*
Still, I can't help but look at things like Dorian Wright's list of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries and think what a marvellous parlour game lies within.
How about challenging people to guess the film, based on the plot description?
- Gays kill blacks.
- Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
- Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
- Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
- Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
- Hired murderer sleeps with little girl.
- Midget destroys stolen property.
- Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
- Modern dating proves challenging for working class man.
- Stalker drives woman to suicide.
Actually, not all the plots are from movies; try these TV shows:
- Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
- Elderly man serially abducts young women.
- In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
- Over-sexed officer routinely places crew in danger.
- Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
- Misfit discovers she is special person in a secret world just beside our own.
- Misfit discovers she is special person in secret world just beside our own.
- Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
- Misfit discovers he is special person in secret world just beside our own.
*And I'm sure you'll be glad to know that according to the Oracle of Bacon, I have a Bacon Rating of 3.
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